I think I am pregnant.
With rock babies...
In my kidney.
....
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
| I just found out you could do this D: Just found out! So about me. My pseudonym is DJ, but my real name is far too gay to utter out loud. People misspell it a lot, so what's the point in telling you? Why do you want to know? Weirdo ಠ_ಠ I was conceived in September, which is also a really good song by Earth, Wind, and Fire :3 But I can't listen to it without picturing my parents doing it D: I am a Viking, watch for my longboat as it sails up and down the Mississippi River. I live in the Mid West, Missouri ): The state title is "The Show Me State" but I'm petitioning to change it to "The place where it is the 1980's forever and dreams come to die state." Teen mothers flourish here because there is nothing better to do than each other. Back to myself for a second. I'm possibly the gayest creature alive, my gay friends would disagree but they are just player hating. HATING. I'm in high school but I have no purpose being there, seeing how I just dick around all day, at least I earn good grades from it. I like to tell stories :3 I also like to draw and write fiction/fanfiction. I like being the center of attention, being a goofball and an overall nice jack off. Taking long drives while listening to Dethklok is a favorite pastime of mine. I love Scandinavian Metal, but I don't listen to it exclusively. If you'd browse through my Sansa Music Monster you'd see just WHAT I listen to. Oh, boy... I survive off of cheap coffee and even cheaper cigarettes. They are my life force. I have a fandom just like you regular people. I looove Metalocalypse. To the point that I have named my cute little Chevy Cavalier "Thunderhorse". (Its last name is "Sex Taxi" but that's another tangent I'm not going to delve into) I hope to help in contributing to the Metalocalypse in developing. So yeah, there you go. Now go away. |

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